I like to blend into the crowd. Not make a lot of waves. So donning a fanny pack with an American flag motif on it sounded equivalent to doing cartwheels naked at my high school reunion. I thought, I'll go to Walmart - I'll blend in! But no, that would be my usual wimpy self. So off to a local orchard I went to pick up some produce. I sat in the car for 2 minutes with my palms sweating and my heart beating fast. I'm being ridiculous I thought! I raced in, making no eye contact with anyone, grabbed a basket and covered my fanny pack with it for most of the time. What have I discovered about my self? I have some major image/rejection/confidence issues. Geesh! Thanks a lot fanny pack! Thought I was a fairly well adjusted person. Apparently not. Onto the next Neighborlie gal! Enjoy.
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