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Ugly Betty in Disguise 

1/27/2014

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If we were really have coffee this morning (and I wish we were), I'd be doing a whole lot of complaining. Ok, so maybe you're glad we're not having coffee right now…Anyway, I'm 36 weeks pregnant. That's a whole lot of pregnant and it's true what they say: the last couple of weeks really do prepare you for being up all night with a newborn, which is just a nice way of saying that you're not going to sleep from now until kingdom come. Never ever in my life have I been more thankful for the following items: Sally Hansen facial wax, makeup, hair straightener and coffee. With those combined forces, I am able to mask my true self and face the world hiding behind a more palatable appearance. This is not vanity, my friends, it's a public service. You're welcome. 
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What's in your arsenal of weaponry to face the world without harming the eyes of your loved ones? I'm not a "beauty" kind of girl, but this is necessity, people! Tell me, what do you use to disguise yourself on the rough days (or the days following the rough nights)?
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1/27/2014 03:02:54 am

SELF TANNER ALL THE WAY BABY.
And foundation.
(Clinque "Perfectly Even" to be exact).
And eyeliner (to prove I have eyes)
And lipliner (to keep small children from crying out when they see a lipless lady).
And a LOT of quality quantity time with my Tweezerman.

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